Infamous pitch invader Jimmy Jump—not to be confused with the Laurence Fishburne chraracter from the Schooly D-heavy King of New York—claimed another scalp last night during the titanic clash between AC Milan and Real Madrid in the Champions League.

We’d love to know why Mr. Jump is still trying, considering he reached the pitch invader’s holy grail by bumrushing the World Cup final a couple of months ago, but he’s clearly very good at his job, having given four tubby stewards the runaround.

N.B.—King of New York was funded by Italian prez and AC Milan owner Silvio Berlusconi… so that opening paragraph isn’t as absurdly random as it looks.

(It blatantly is.)

This post, written by Richard Gilzene, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.